5.30.2012

J.Crew! How Could You?

I just got my J Crew catalog yesterday, so I started flipping through.

It was typical.  Thin models with messy hair and pouty lips. 

Until I got to the men's section.

(and I can't find a picture of this online, probably because they were so ashamed of it)

It's a guy, wearing swim trunks standing next to a pool.

Sounds normal?  Right?

But wait...

He's got his lovely Italian cashmere sweater on as well.  You know, his $700 one, that just looks so fabulous over his swim trunks he couldn't resist.  Dry clean only?  Say what?  No, this chlorine and water will do wonders for my sweater--like shrinking it to Barbie size.




 
 

1 comment:

Whitney said...

Wish I could see a picture! Haha!