5.28.2009

Horse Crap, Manure, & Such

This weekend while I was down visiting my family I heard the strangest phone call. My dad called one of our neighbors (who I'll call Bob to protect the innocent) and asked

Dad: "Bob, can I have your horse crap?"

Bob: "Sure, I'll bring it right over on my 4-wheeler."

In no time at all, Dad and Bob are out in the backyard shoveling horse poop off of Bob's 4-wheeler, into a pile in our yard.

Later, Bob comes back into our yard, looking very spiffy and squeaky clean. My Mom looked out the window and saw Bob digging through the poop WITH HIS HANDS.

Mom: Can I get you a shovel?

Bob: I just lost my cell phone. I've looked everywhere for it and I can't find it. Do you mind calling it for me?

ring ring ring

Bob: I hear it!

Bob reached into the manure, pulled out his cell phone, wiped it off on his pants and walked away.

Have a happy day.


5.26.2009

See Through Underwear

The last couple weeks of May have been/will be busy with wedding stuff. Another one of my friends, Chanell, from high school is getting married the same day as Kim is (May 30th) in the Las Vegas temple. My mom, Kim, and little sister Emilie (who is 6) went to Chanell's bridal shower. I was invited but couldn't go because of work and school and living in a different state.

We all know what everyone gets at a bridal shower. My mom told me later she didn't know what she was thinking bringing my 6 year old sister along. Chanell opened up a present from her mom and held up a rather risque, see-through piece of lingerie.

Chanell: "MOM!! It's see through!!"

An embarrassed silence followed.

Emilie: "I think it's cute. You will just need to put a shirt under it."

5.22.2009

Tee Hee



Sorry Cher fans, but I couldn't resist.

5.15.2009

Indoor camping under a concrete sky

Yesterday was a special day for us...a day with no homework. None at all.

This called for something special. Aaron has been begging and begging for a chance to build a fort. He told me all about the time he and Tyler (his younger brother) built a fort and played Halo all night. (Note: This was last year)

I made the s'mores, in the microwave, and Aaron built the fort. We used our printer, camp chairs, paper clips, and anything else we could find to make our fort taller. I was scared to go inside. I'm always afraid I'm going to pull on the blanket and all those huge books are going to come crashing down on top of me. But I survived and got yummy chocolate marshmallow all over my face: the joys of eating a s'more.

5.04.2009

Florida

So, I've been back for almost a week and I'm finally getting around to talking about my vacation. And I only have a few pictures to put up, sorry, Aaron and I are both horrible at picture taking. It's quite sad actually.

Our first couple days we stayed in Orlando. I knew it was going to be interesting when Aaron and I were walking around and we saw a sign informing us not to swim in the water because alligators were present. We actually saw one sunning himself on the golf course. I think it's kind of weird when you know that something is dangerous, it just makes you want to touch it more. At least, I do.

I don't have any pictures from our first couple of days in Orlando, so sorry, no swim suit shots, because we spent one of the days in Blizzard Beach, which I highly recommend. I also recommend vacationing in April. There were hardly any crowds, and the weather was bee-yoot-ee-full (that's my pathetic attempt of trying to special beautiful phonetically).

We drove to Ft. Lauderdale, and not even kidding were right across the street from the beach. I could look out my window and see the beach (thanks Lizz and Nick for the great hotels, and thank you Marriott). Aaron and I spent every night on the beach, I know, so sweet and romantic and slightly cheesy.

Ft. Lauderdale also gave us the chance to take our very first pictures! We took an airboat out on the Everglades. I thought we were only going to see a couple of alligators, but we saw tons! Plus, the tour that we went on had a little restaurant next to it, that served gator tail and frog legs (I felt like the ultimate hick there). And then, I was informed by a man from Boston that frog legs taste better than chicken and gator tail tastes like pork. After which, he holds up a little frog skeleton with the meat picked clean off the little legs. As if that's going to convince me to eat it.



We drove back to Orlando to finish out the vacation and Aaron & I headed to Sea World. On a sidenote: Don't go and see Shamu, unless you want to feel like you're worshipping a killer whale and are stuffed full of cheese. But the dolphin show was cool, even if it did emphasize too much that anyone can achieve their dreams.
Sorry about the crink in your neck. I can't figure out how to rotate the picture. But Aaron gives great massages! This was taken right after a ride on Sea World, that's why I look terrible. I'm wet.

My favorite was the penguins, especially the baby ones. I always want one. The manatees were HUGE! I had no idea they were so fat. Dolphins were cool. I was proud of myself for touching one, but I couldn't get myself to touch a stingray. Or feed them. Gross. And who's going to pay $7.00 for 5 sardines? What a rip-off.See! You want one too