I am a sicko.
This realization came to me just as I was finishing breakfast.
You see, I love ketchup.
This may be an understatement. I could eat a whole bottle by myself in a month, easy. I'm the kid who, when you're at a picnic or BBQ, grabs a burger and squirts a normal amount of ketchup on my burger. Then I look around to make sure no one's watching. If they are, then I move on the mustard and I'm sad. But if they're not...globs of it get smothered. It drips out the sides and I have to make sure I'm always watching the edges while I'm eating or else those little dribbles will give me away.
I realized just how bad it was when this morning I made hashbrowns for breakfast, just so that I could eat ketchup. And then...
I licked my plate.
7 comments:
I do the same thing after fries or tots, I'll lick the ketchup! One of the first dates Ben and I were on I put ketchup on my hamburger and he said, "Oh bummer!" He thought I had spilled too much ketchup on my burger only to realize I did it intentionally.
We should form a support group.
At least you didn't spill any on your shirt! Did you?
Oh my heck. You are hilar!
HAHAHA! Cute. And funny. :)
I heart ketchup too. I always put some on my burger and then squirt some on the side for dipping purposes.
I do that too....Not lick the ketchup off my plate but get french fries and hashbrowns just so I can eat ketchup!!!
I'm guilty of putting tons of ketchup on my hamburger and then putting more ketchup on my plate so I can dip my hamburger in it. My husband thinks i'm crazy.... I also put ketchup on my taco salad
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